Six topics

Choose your topic and get lost in the absurdity.

Marketing

Every Community Is Now "Strategically Located"

— Economic development officials across the country confirmed this week that every single community in America is now “strategically located,” regardless of geography, transportation access, or basic physical reality.

September 8, 2026

Business Development

Former Manufacturing Building Now Mostly Manufacturing Questions

— A 168,000-square-foot former manufacturing facility being marketed as one of Briardale’s most significant redevelopment opportunities is now producing almost no goods but continues to manufacture questions at an…

August 11, 2026

Sites & Buildings

Certified Site Begins Acting Different Around Other Sites

— Just three weeks after receiving official certification from the state’s premier industrial site program, a previously unremarkable 187-acre property has reportedly begun acting “noticeably different” around the other…

July 7, 2026

Community

Economic Development Director Reaches Strategic Alignment With Self

— After months of stakeholder meetings, planning sessions, whiteboard exercises, and several increasingly candid conversations in the car, Vision Ridge Economic Development Director Evan Holloway announced Tuesday that he…

May 26, 2026

Governance

Entire Board Suddenly Becomes Site Selection Experts

— Moments after learning a major industrial prospect selected another state for its $1.1 billion manufacturing facility, the entire Economic Development Board instantly transformed into a room full of…

April 28, 2026

Workforce

The Skills Gap And Other Things We Pretend To Measure

— For the eighth consecutive year, regional leaders gathered Wednesday morning to discuss “the growing skills gap,” a mysterious and highly adaptable workforce phenomenon experts describe as “whatever is…

April 14, 2026

Community

Residents Oppose Traffic Caused By Jobs They Requested

— Just three years after launching an aggressive business recruitment campaign focused on attracting jobs, investment, and economic growth, residents across the region are now expressing outrage over the…

April 10, 2026

Governance

Board Retreat Produces New Mission Statement And Mild Resentment

— After two full days of strategic planning, personality assessments, catered lunches from a board member's restaurant, and carefully-facilitated trust-building exercises, the Regional Economic Development Partnership emerged from its…

April 7, 2026

Business Development

Residents Ask Why AI Needs So Much Water To Think

— A packed public meeting Monday night descended into confusion after residents learned that the proposed artificial intelligence data center outside town could require millions of gallons of water…

March 27, 2026